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A Top 10 for Newt

What a week Newt Gingrich has had!  The former Speaker of the House had to apologize to the cheesy Paul Ryan for daring to call his plan to change medicare into coupons “radical”.  Newt didn’t seem to realize that people might start actually paying attention to him once he declared a run for the presidency.  Who could have seen that?  So in order to help the man out we decided to preemptively apologize for Newt ahead of time so that he can keep focused on what is important.  3rd wives don’t walk themselves.

Newt Gingrich would like to apologize for:

10. Allowing Lady Gaga to talk/yell at the audience during her HBO Special

9. Forgetting to DVR Oprah’s final shows

8.  Buying Baking Soda, not Baking Powder

7.  Meredith Vieira leaving the Today Show

6.  Ashton Kutcher getting 2 and a half men

5.  For his Reagan facial tattoo

4.  The Green Lantern costing $200 million to make

3.  That Texas Toast with Egg and Bacon sandwich at Dunkin Donuts

2.  Appearing with Snooki at the Borgata

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